Why You Should Never Say The F*** Word To Your Mother (The Poll Winner)

Saying the f*** word to your mom will get you grounded for ATLEAST 2 weeks

- Maggie Riley

* You shouldn't say the f*** word to your mom because she might hit you, or possibly set the house on fire.

No, Im just kidding.
But you will get grounded.

* Even though your mom probably says the f*** word ALL the time, you aren't supposed to do it.

* I put this to the test, and i said the f*** word to my mother a while back. I got grounded for 2 weeks, and I had to write a 2 page essay on why you shouldn't say that f***. Basically it was a huge load of bullsh** to get me out of trouble. I think that the First ammendment protects freedom of speech. Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

If Congress can't make this law, why is it okay for our parents to? It's not. I was simply expressing myself. The first amendment protects this.

By parents making a big deal out of stuff like this it only makes us want to say it more! Trust me, I wouldn't want to say it as bad if she wouldn't of freaked out. I love gettin' a rise out of her, and i suceeded.

This America, the land of the free, so you know what- say the f*** word to your mom! And excersize your rights as a U.S. Citizen!

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The 1st day of the rest of my life...

Ok, today i woke and layed out in the searing hot sun for about an hour and a half. Then me and krys went to the beach and tried boogy boarding. its harder than it looks lol. well ill have pictures on here soon, my lab tops messing up and thats what they are on. im on a hotel computer right now.

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What I would do I were President...

Hm.... This one took alot of thought but I have been thinking about it, and have come up with a few- ordinary, reasonable things.

First of all, I would get rid of the military. I would pay people to leave us the heck alone! I mean seriously, how much money did we spend sending out troops into Iraq? Why not fork over the money and save some lives...

Second of all, I would capture Britney Spears and put her in a cage, on display, in Las Vegas... Hey you know it needs to be done.

Thirdly, ill dye my skin black so I can be the first black, and first woman president. Its all or nothing my friends.

Fourth, We will bring back the 90's- the good years. And we'll get back the shows people actually wanted to watch.

Fifth, Ill watch movie premeres before everyone else, and ill publicly ruin the endings of every single movie, because I can, because I am President Of the United States of America... I am Maggie Riley- and I approve this message.

Maggie has a pocket, has a pocket full of sunshine...

Today I woke up and me and my step mom went shopping. It was pretty fun.

I've recently been reading Lurlene McDaniel books, Angel of Mercy and Hit and Run. They are the best books I have ever read in my life, and i strongly suggest you read them. There are amazing. Right now im reading a book called 18Sandpaper way. Its a romance story and im not usually into that. But its actually pretty interesting, except there are too many characters, and it jumps around every chapter. Its hard to keep it strait. Well I guess thats it for now.

What if

What if we dont see the same things? Maybe when I look at an apple, i say its red. But you see an apple- but you actually see purple, but you also call it red? Do you ever think of that? How do we really know if we are all seeing the same things? What if you what you see when you look in the mirror isnt what anyone else sees. You would never even know.

Hm...

So i feel like my blog is a little on the pointless side. I want comments... Does anyone even read my blog? If you do read my blog please leave comments, and participate in the polls. My blog is for everyone.

Things I wonder about

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If you remix a remix, is it back to normal?

Why do they call it road rage and not traffic tantrums?

How do cats know they love fish if they hate water so much?

Would you turn inside out if you climbed into your belly button?

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

why is it when I click on turn off computer it gives me the option to put it on standby turn off or restart?

if a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?

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Creepy ol Georgia

Ok, so after I got off of here we decided to go to Georgia. We went to a town called St. Mary's, and it was the creepiest little town ever! I felt like I entered the twilight zone or something! lol

FLORIDA

I know, I know, Its been FOREVER since i've blogged. My bad, and I dont even have an excuse this time! lol I have so much to tell you! Ok, so I decided to finally quit cheerleading. It was just too much, plus the captain was a freakin natzti *****!! lol So im totally done with that. Also, At the game before I quit, they were doing a stunt. It was just a half, and I hurt my wrist during the first half- So i was out of stunting for the rest of the night. So my natzi captain- Lyndsay decided to be the backspot instead of me. Which they have never praticed, so obviously it was not a good idea. Well they dropped her. Its the backspot's job to catch her... Now Haley- the flyer, has scoliosis, and pnamonia. She had a concussion, and screwed up tissues in her back, and also got whip lash to the neck. Yeah- im kinda glad i wasn't in the stunt or i would feel really bad, but I if i was in it, it would not have happened.

Ok, so guess what, IM IN FLORIDA! I am having so much fun! I came here with my dad and step mom. My dad works during the day, so me and Krys (my step mom) Go to the beach, shop, and tan until he gets home. He goes to bed early because he gets tired from work, so we dont see him much. I still have about 9 days here. I know ill be ready to come home by then. Ill have pictures on here when I get home. The flight wasnt scary, I thought id be scared, but nope! =)